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People Would Buy Tickets
 
 
 
 
 





Preface

 



What is meeting your potential? Being all that you can possibly be? Who other than the Army in their old commercials does that? It is very unlikely that everyone who has all the snappers and meets all the criteria will turn out to be a doctor, a professional athlete, or an astronaut. Please notice, I did not say lawyer. Sorry John. Sorry Jason. There is more than hard work involved. Luck and money are two huge factors.


Teachers have cornered the market on the phrase, "I do not think your child is meeting their potential." Hypocrites! All of them! Did they meet their potential? Could they have possibly been more? Who determines what potential is? Is it a dollars driven concept? If money is not involved, is it driven by your impact on the world? Why can it not be the profound happiness we bring to our own surroundings? Our children, our family? What a downer to spend your life thinking things like: If only I would have practiced more; If only I had studied harder; If only I had worked harder. Look, there are only so many people named Pete Rose, Jackie Robinson, Lance Armstrong, and Larry Bird out there. The rest of you need to be happy with what you have accomplished and get over it.


What does it mean to have exceeded your potential beyond what you should have? How is that possible? Are we


talking about when you accomplish things that you should not have been able to accomplish? Are we confusing the term potential with expectation? Is it just semantics, or glorifi cation of an accomplishment to make yourself sound like you have done more with less? Only Marines can do that.


What sort of potential does an inmate have once they are released? Is it entirely up to them? Will they be subjected to the new expectations that our society has for ex-cons? Will they be given the full opportunity of a second chance? When do they really stop doing time?


About the book


People Would Buy Tickets is my fi rst attempt at creating fi ction. Do not be misled into thinking I am getting tremendously creative here. Realistic fi ction becomes fi ction only because I have changed the names of people and the titles of the places where it was necessary. I am still telling stories that really happened, only embellishing where I lack details or think it would be more interesting. The part of this book that is really fi ctional and dreamt up is in the descriptions and actions of the main characters, but I am still using stories from, and characteristics of, people I have known personally. That said, Heck and Count are wholly fi ctional characters, and are not meant to symbolize or represent anybody. When I began this project, the title of the book was, Count Is Clear. After careful consideration, that title works only if you are familiar with correctional jargon. I had intended some word play with the term count, and a main character, Count, but it does not work if you are not already familiar with the term as it applies to corrections, and the character. The title that I decided on, People Would Buy Tickets, comes from a co-worker, who does not want his name mentioned here. He said these words in the form of a statement almost daily due to the hilarity of inmate interaction.


Many of you know my previous work, and realize that I was simply writing about things that really happened. There is not much writing talent in regurgitating, just a skill for translating real life to paper. The book you are about to read (that is right, you can not put it down now) has portions of fi ction and vast portions of truth, so I am not trying to get completely out of my comfort zone. The primary characters are all fi ctional, as is much of their background, but the inter-woven humorous short stories are mostly factual, if only slightly embellished events related to me by co-workers and my own experiences while working in the corrections fi eld.


Real places in this book, such as Lincoln, Tecumseh, Surprise, and York, Nebraska; and Chillicothe, and St. Joseph, Missouri, I have taken the liberty of changing them however it suited my fi ction. Some places, such as Burriell and Greenville, are as fi ctional as Metropolis and Wisteria Lane (The Teri Hatcher connection there was purely coincidental, unless I have some underlying infatuation with the woman.).


I have attempted many things here, and I am hoping I will not confuse readers or myself. In addition to the plot development, sporadically inserted amongst the short stories, is a dream journal. The entries belong to Charlie 'Count' Mount, a primary character, and should shed some light on why he is the way he is. In addition to the journaling, there are some bits of scripture. On the surface, the scripture readings may appear out of place. Perhaps they are. The intention of adding scripture amongst specifi c challenges in a few of the main characters' ordeals is to reveal that they are not completely happy with their lives and their subsequent lack of direction. If it does not work, it will not hurt you to read scripture anyway.


It donned on me while editing this book for the 134th time that, as you read, there may be some character confusion between the two main characters, Heck and Count. If I had not written this, you might have wondered if that was intentional. I wish I was that good. Just read it and wonder. If you can not fi gure out who is speaking, imagine I did that intentionally to make you wonder if Heck and Count have so much in common regarding their struggles with their personal honor and integrity that it could be either of them. That might make for a strange twist in the plot, while simultaneously making me look very talented. I have changed my mind. It was intentional.


The stuff that sounds believable is probably invented in my own head, and the stuff that makes you wonder, "How the heck did this nutty individual dream this stuff up?" is probably not creative at all, but lived experience. Oh, if my fi ctional characters use phrases like; "That dog won't hunt." "She's as cute as a speckled pup." "She's as handy as a pocket on a shirt." "I'm going to put some verbs in my sentences." or, "That raises the price of poker." They have collectively been watching too much Dr. Phil at 4:00 p.m., CST on Channel 8, KLKN, Lincoln's own.




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