"Me and my toys can't make it feel as good as you can, but we can sure as hell make it feel better than you're willing to."
Surprise!
My husband and I have a unique relationship. We do
not see each other enough, but chalk that up to "Keeping up
with the Jones." It is probably a good thing that we do not
see more of each other. If Charlie had normal weekends,
and normal hours, spending more time together would just
cause us to fi ght more than we do already.
As far as the sex life goes, I would discreetly admit that
there used to be many wild nights that met the Marine Corps
standard, but I could not let on and boost his ego. If his cock
were any bigger, it simply would not fi t. If his ego got any
bigger, there would not be enough room in the house for the
rest of us, let alone the bed.
Once upon a time, Charlie and I were in love. We were
not terribly young when we met. In fact, the timing was
probably as good as it could get. He was 30 and settled, or
so I thought, and I was 25 and grown out of certain needs
that would take away from devotion to one person. Ok, so
maybe it was not love, but we both needed somebody, and
we were a good fi t. We had been through trial by fi re, and
it would either forge us like iron or break us apart like untempered
glass.
The fi rst time we made love, was on the second date. I
should not admit this, but it was also the day after we met.
The only reason I did not lay Charlie on the fi rst night was
because I had not shaved my legs. My god he was hot. I did
suck his dick on the fi rst night, but I was a little reluctant to
fuck him anyway because his size scared me a bit. To put
it bluntly, his pecker was friggin' enormous, probably eight
inches. I was not sure I could take it all. On that second
night, legs shaved, I sure had a good time trying!
The world moves for love; it kneels before it in awe. I
knelt before his pecker in awe. Perhaps it was lust. When
the anesthesia of love wears off, there is always the pain of
consequences. You do not have to be stupid to marry the
wrong man, especially when he has a big dick.
"So how did you go about hiring a detective? Did you
just look in the yellow pages?"
"Pretty much Claire, but there isn't a ton of demand in
Surprise, NE. We live in a four-street pissant hole. The only
business is The Pour-House Bar."
"I'm not sure I'm happy with the one I visited with. He's
Hispanic, you know."
"Fuckin' Beaners, they're taking over everything. I'm
not sure I did any better. The China-man I hired told me,
"You move with beautiful grace for a round-eye full of cake."
You might go on-line or call some insurance companies.
They use investigators to research insurance fraud all the
time. They are practiced in video surveillance."
"How much does something like that cost?"
"I paid $500 and my PI caught the bastard in two
days."
"I imagine you pay by the job."
"If it had taken a week, it was still $500 bucks."
"I can't afford that, maybe I'll just watch him myself."
Ephesians 5:22-33
A reading from the letter of Saint Paul to the
Ephesians:
22Wives, be subject to your own husbands, as to the
Lord.
23For the husband is the head of the wife, as Christ also
is the head of the church, He Himself being the Savior of
the body.
24But as the church is subject to Christ, so also the wives
ought to be to their husbands in everything.
25Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved
the church and gave Himself up for her,
26so that He might sanctify her, having cleansed her by
the washing of water with the word,
27that he might present to Himself the church in all her
glory, having no spot or wrinkle or any such thing; but that
she would be holy and blameless.
28So husbands ought also to love their own wives as their
own bodies. He who loves his own wife loves himself;
29for no one ever hated his own fl esh, but nourishes and
cherishes it, just as Christ also does the church.
30because we are members of His body.
31FOR THIS REASON A MAN SHALL LEAVE HIS
FATHER AND MOTHER AND SHALL BE JOINED TO
HIS WIFE, AND THE TWO SHALL BECOME ONE
FLESH.
32This mystery is great; but I am speaking with reference
to Christ and the church.
33Nevertheless, each individual among you also is to love
his own wife even as himself, and the wife must see to it that
she respects her husband.