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SALT ON THE NUTS
 
 
 
 
 




His eyes...

 



His eyes rolled back in his head then snapped back to look dead straight at me. He stood motionless for at least three seconds glaring at me as I got ready to wind up again. And then he suddenly dropped like he had been shot. There wasn't much damage. Just a nick in the middle of his forehead that was dripping a single stream of blood down the side of his head. The son of a bitch wasn't dead. I could see that he was breathing, but goddamn I really popped him! The prick must have had a head as thick as a coconut.


Dropping the bat, I ran over to the closet to grab the two hundred dollars in dope money that I knew that la Favor had missed. Mike always kept his money stash in the inside pocket of his Levi jacket. I then went to his bedroom to retrieve Angel's tip jar that she kept hidden under their bed. I don't think she would miss it - no one would ever heard from Angel again I thought at the time. On my way out the door I stopped and pulled the trucker's wallet out of la Favor's back pocket with the chain that was hooked to it. I jumped down the stairs five at a time.


I was fucking flying on my ten speed down the county road and I thought I had it made in the shade until I saw the oncoming headlights and I could hear the familiar throaty roar of the engine. Without giving it a thought I shot straight down into the ditch and racked my nuts seriously on the crossbar when I hit the bottom and I flew over the handlebars into a pool of stagnant and shitty smelling water. The car roared past without seeing me. Doubled over on the bike with a serious case of swollen nuts I barely made it home. Per usual, the old man was watching an old late night episode of Dragnet. The drunk old coot was going deaf and I could it hear it two doors down as I came up the street. Stepping into through the screen door, I peeked around the corner of the living room.


My father was passed out on the couch which was a nightly occurrence since my mother had run off with a trucker and the old man had been laid off at the packing plant because of carpal tunnel syndrome. There was at least ten spent bottles of Grain Belt beer and one full bottle on the coffee table in front of him. I grabbed the full one and sat down on the recliner to try to figure out just what in the hell I was going to do to get out of this mess. I didn't have a lot of time to dwell on it. Angel's tip jar had almost a hundred bucks. la Favor's wallet contained four and a half and some change. Along with Mike's two hundred I had some decent cash to give me a running start. Then it popped in my head as I looked up at the commercial that always signified the half way point of the Dragnet shows.


That's what was going to be my way out! It was a Navy recruiting commercial. It was like I had just noticed it for the very first time even though I had seen the goddamn thing at least a hundred times before. It's more than an job! It's an adventure! Just what I was looking for since I need to put some serious distance between myself and this redneck shithole. Well, fucking A! Now I was thinking! The local Navy recruiter was twenty miles away over in Austin. I looked up at the clock. It was close to three AM. The recruiter must open around eight or so.


I went into my dad's room and opened the top drawer of dresser and grabbed the envelope where all my personal shit - birth certificate, social security card, high school diploma - was kept in an manila envelope. I grabbed that and the keys to the piece of shit Chevy Vega that my mom had left - along with the payments - when she ran off on us. I stuffed a change of clothes and the envelope into a gym bag and walked back into the living room. The old man hadn't moved a muscle. I thought about leaving a note but didn't. It was better this way.




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